anabbyaday:

And Judas told the priests and the Pharisees, “The man who I kiss on the cheek is the one you seek.”To which they replied, “Gay.”

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(via breakfastburritoe)

stupidpopstarrules:

I cant believe lady gaga died for our sins and resurrected thousands of years ago today. what an inspiration

(via atteniton)

drakefanclub:

this one is actually better

(Source: madeupmonkeyshit, via callurn)

sadskatchewan:

vesley:

on a scale of 1 to 10 how uncomfortable are you

on a scale of 1-10 how aroused are you

im-10:

follow for a follow back

dutchster:

when my post with a typo in itĀ gets tons of notesĀ 

image

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jakemalik:

shopping with the girls <3 xoxo

(Source: sailorgoons, via rosaparking)